1. Why did the elephant decide to give up his job with the circus?
2. CUSTOMER: I wish to complain about this food. Call the chef!
3. Why can’t you play jokes on snakes?
4. How could you help a starving cannibal?
5. Why did the tired man put his bed in the fireplace?
Now choose the punch-lines for each of the jokes above:
a) He wanted to sleep like a log.
b) Because you can never pull their legs.
c) Give him a hand.
d) I’m afraid he has gone out to lunch.
e) It was tired of working for peanuts.
